r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

Do people that say "caucasian" secretly just like cock in their mouth?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

Who else jerks off on their food before eating it?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 26m ago

My tummy wummy hurts again, am i gonna explode from gas buildup?

• Upvotes

Teehee


r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

Would you read a short story called “The Legend of Queefy Hollow”?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

May I use your poopenfarten?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

was Robin's Hood for docking the rich?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

What about cum makes you feel alive?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 4m ago

Which has the worst odor?: 1) dog fart; 2) Your farts; or 3) Someone else's farts.

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Have you ever swallowed a fart?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Excuse me, sir? Sir? Yes, that's my penis?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

What are some good strategies for preparing and filing in the next tax season?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 16h ago

I got caught cheating on my wife, now she's asking for a divorce

10 Upvotes

I told her I was going to take a shit, then spent 45 minutes watching a YouTube tutorial on how to tell if my balls are symmetrical. She says the man she married is dead. I told her to keep her voice down because I'm trying to learn about symmetrical balls.

What should I do about this situation? Any advice appreciated 🙏


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Is it true drugs are a hell of a drug?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Have you ever..

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

I accidentally kissed my butt-buddy on the lips. Gae?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

if the China governor offered you fifty dollars WOULD YOU DO IT?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

I came as I farded, then I shidded

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

Will i be happy if i become str*ight?

4 Upvotes

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 maybe being gay comes with hard difficulty hahahahahahahhahaha


r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

"The Iceman Cometh" is the most slasher-sounding horror title I've ever heard, and it's not even a horror play at all.

1 Upvotes

It's like if there was a movie called "Psycho Clown Butcher", but it's literally just about a guy who works at a butcher shop, and wears a clown nose just to be silly, and is technically clinically psychotic, but heavily medicated, and poses no threat to his customers. And the whole movie is just a series of pleasant, inconsequential conversations.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

Can Christians stop shoving their pro-trans propaganda down our throats?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

How many men do you reckon have said “say hello to my little friend” when introducing their newly acquired women to their penises?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

How sexy is it to see today’s Gen Z men doing manly stuff

1 Upvotes

Like Look maxxing, Ball Maxing, clavicle maxing? Ass maxxing, you know like men from the days of old!


r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

I woke up this morning with a corncob in my ass. How the hell could it have gotten there?!

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 21h ago

Is it true money can buy you happiness?

7 Upvotes

By happiness Iran hookers and cocaine


r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

I saw a picture of a penis on the Internet. What do I do now?

9 Upvotes