r/shittyaskreddit • u/Meluvius • 2h ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/pooplover25 • 5h ago
Who else jerks off on their food before eating it?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 26m ago
My tummy wummy hurts again, am i gonna explode from gas buildup?
Teehee
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Gai-Tendoh • 1h ago
Would you read a short story called “The Legend of Queefy Hollow”?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Splattered_Smothered • 4m ago
Which has the worst odor?: 1) dog fart; 2) Your farts; or 3) Someone else's farts.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 8h ago
What are some good strategies for preparing and filing in the next tax season?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 16h ago
I got caught cheating on my wife, now she's asking for a divorce
I told her I was going to take a shit, then spent 45 minutes watching a YouTube tutorial on how to tell if my balls are symmetrical. She says the man she married is dead. I told her to keep her voice down because I'm trying to learn about symmetrical balls.
What should I do about this situation? Any advice appreciated 🙏
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 13h ago
I accidentally kissed my butt-buddy on the lips. Gae?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/returned_loom • 4h ago
if the China governor offered you fifty dollars WOULD YOU DO IT?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 12h ago
Will i be happy if i become str*ight?
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 maybe being gay comes with hard difficulty hahahahahahahhahaha
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 5h ago
"The Iceman Cometh" is the most slasher-sounding horror title I've ever heard, and it's not even a horror play at all.
It's like if there was a movie called "Psycho Clown Butcher", but it's literally just about a guy who works at a butcher shop, and wears a clown nose just to be silly, and is technically clinically psychotic, but heavily medicated, and poses no threat to his customers. And the whole movie is just a series of pleasant, inconsequential conversations.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/No_Internet908 • 13h ago
Can Christians stop shoving their pro-trans propaganda down our throats?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/BannedForThe7thTime • 14h ago
How many men do you reckon have said “say hello to my little friend” when introducing their newly acquired women to their penises?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 11h ago
How sexy is it to see today’s Gen Z men doing manly stuff
Like Look maxxing, Ball Maxing, clavicle maxing? Ass maxxing, you know like men from the days of old!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Splattered_Smothered • 1d ago
I woke up this morning with a corncob in my ass. How the hell could it have gotten there?!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 21h ago
Is it true money can buy you happiness?
By happiness Iran hookers and cocaine
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 1d ago