Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Got this joke off of laugh factory it was posted by a anonymous user.

Edit:accidently cut off part of joke.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/cc1m0v/i_swiped_right_on_a_girl_without_a_picture_and_we/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

I dont feed my sandwich when it's hungry

"Oh wow! That feels great!" Says the husband as soon as he lays down

"Touching yourself already?!" She yells

The man replies with a smile "No just laying next to you"

Smooth.

source: un population division

im not sure if this is really a joke or not, but it is wholesome so

“Nice belt!”

Blue paint!

You use the negatives to develop.

A buncha bumblebees flew in.

Creepy but sweet. She's a natural.

Sweet

Plateau Dew

Strong enough to keep me going through the difficult days.

And I don’t like coffee

A 'Ford truck'.

Cold and distant, and a little bitter.

Progressive.

Because he saw the salad dressing!

I'm bacon!

We can't all be heroes all the time.

The queen asks how many workers it will take to fix it. Her advisor says, "I'll call for our main ten ants."