r/wholesomejokes • • Jan 11 '21

I need to get tested for rabies

59 Upvotes

Because I have been struck by a ravenously attractive redditor who just clicked this post.


r/wholesomejokes • • Jan 10 '21

Fun fact, you can’t say laughter while smiling, try it

79 Upvotes

I got you to smile hehe.


r/wholesomejokes • • Jan 02 '21

My friends and family seem to like to dump their problems onto me and it's making me feel a bit like a garbage bag.

45 Upvotes

Glad


r/wholesomejokes • • Dec 27 '20

Happy Cakeday, r/wholesomejokes! Today you're 4

23 Upvotes

r/wholesomejokes • • Dec 04 '20

It must be confusing living in Heaven, everyone keeps mixing up Bob Ross and Jesus because they’re so similar

46 Upvotes

r/wholesomejokes • • Nov 26 '20

Dont need to be dirty to be funny

31 Upvotes

What did the scarf say to the touque? You go on a head, I'll hang here.


r/wholesomejokes • • Nov 26 '20

new member wholesome joke

6 Upvotes

the name for a gay/trans

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a person


r/wholesomejokes • • Nov 08 '20

Hey. You. Make like a tree...

89 Upvotes

And slowly grow while helping others around you grow, too.


r/wholesomejokes • • Nov 06 '20

What do you call a person with no arms or legs

87 Upvotes

A person


r/wholesomejokes • • Sep 15 '20

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

69 Upvotes

Because then they'd be Bagles!


r/wholesomejokes • • Sep 07 '20

What do you call a factory that makes great quality products?

86 Upvotes

A satisfactory


r/wholesomejokes • • Aug 11 '20

funny haha's

26 Upvotes

What do you call a funny lizard,.......... A Chameleon!!

The joke is that lizard is a comedian.


r/wholesomejokes • • Jul 16 '20

I like my women like I like my wine

84 Upvotes

Someone I can go to to forget all my problems and just have fun for a while.


r/wholesomejokes • • Jul 03 '20

you can't win a race, because all race's are equal

69 Upvotes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


r/wholesomejokes • • Jun 16 '20

A good number of my friends are racist.

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65 Upvotes

r/wholesomejokes • • Apr 30 '20

Wholesome yo mama

60 Upvotes

Yo mama is so well-respected within her profession that I bet she’ll get another raise and promotion this year despite the downward trajectory of the economy.


r/wholesomejokes • • Apr 13 '20

Learning braille

66 Upvotes

Hello I had a stroke a year ago causing me to become legally blind. I am learning braille and halfway through level 1 braille now.

Today I learned the letter P in braille. I just realized I have spent the past couple hours touching PPs.


r/wholesomejokes • • Mar 10 '20

Did you hear the one about the airplane that fell apart?

47 Upvotes

It’s a riveting story.


r/wholesomejokes • • Jan 26 '20

Why did the cosmonaut bring his dog to the vet?

53 Upvotes

He came down with a stellar case of lunar ticks.


r/wholesomejokes • • Jan 18 '20

Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.

22 Upvotes

r/wholesomejokes • • Jan 13 '20

Last Thursday, Bob ran into the supermarket in a hurry.

60 Upvotes

"Ouch!" he said, then continued on his way, making sure to run around the supermarket this time.


r/wholesomejokes • • Jan 13 '20

An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.

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25 Upvotes

r/wholesomejokes • • Jan 13 '20

There is only one true race

11 Upvotes

The human race <3


r/wholesomejokes • • Dec 30 '19

A fish swam into a wall and said dam.

59 Upvotes

r/wholesomejokes • • Oct 24 '19

What do you deserve that is also a bagel?

103 Upvotes

Everything