You're in my spot, John

34.9k Upvotes

Passive Pumpkin Carving

9.6k Upvotes

Edit: there are 3 black squirrels and 2 grey, but they are all ‘Eastern Grey Squirrels’

If anyone wants to try this themselves, I had to tape over the mouth hole once it got too big so that they’d work on the eye holes a bit.

171 comments

r/funny • u/Jardanijovanovich913 • 21h ago

Love overcome pain

2.7k Upvotes

115 comments

r/funny • u/OnePlusFanBoi • 10h ago

I saw this on my way to work. I had to turn around and park to get a picture of it. 😂

2.5k Upvotes

107 comments

r/funny • u/panicradio316 • 4h ago

The sound of a coffee machine

1.7k Upvotes

43 comments

r/funny • u/Primary_Butterfly_57 • 5h ago

A meeting?

1.6k Upvotes

127 comments

r/funny • u/deweylikedonuts • 5h ago

I refuse to part with this carpenters pencil

1.0k Upvotes

25 comments

r/funny • u/Washpedantic • 9h ago

These flock cameras are getting really out of hand.

977 Upvotes

21 comments

r/funny • u/WanderWut • 9h ago

He had one job.

757 Upvotes

45 comments

r/funny • u/Setapart36 • 10h ago

Times are tough - here is a good tip to cut down on child care expesnes.

445 Upvotes

22 comments

r/funny • u/proven999 • 2h ago

The ride back home must’ve been awkward..

441 Upvotes

51 comments

r/funny • u/DanDin87 • 17h ago

Forgot how silly Skyrim was. Enjoy your meal!

378 Upvotes

36 comments

r/funny • u/proven999 • 1h ago

Best exercise for Fat Loss

• Upvotes

28 comments

r/funny • u/TraceVelvets • 10h ago

Creepy 80's Buffet Training Video

300 Upvotes

122 comments

r/funny • u/Ok-Dare1500 • 8h ago

After a long day at school...

283 Upvotes

52 comments

r/funny • u/Nicknyte • 16h ago

These guys having a full on conversation

146 Upvotes

12 comments

r/funny • u/dyingalonewithcats • 13h ago

Flyer in my neighborhood promoting a small business

66 Upvotes

16 comments

r/funny • u/dubaibase • 13h ago

Partner in Crime

19 Upvotes

5 comments

r/funny • u/yeahjmoney • 2h ago

Definitely a bold decision by ups to load my package onto one of their mach-2 capable trucks in Ontario Canada to deliver my package to Oakville California.

6 Upvotes

16 comments

r/funny • u/wowugotit • 10h ago

Lady Elaine Fairchilde sings Flour

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0 Upvotes

4 comments

r/funny • u/wowugotit • 10h ago

Lady is astounded by curtains

youtu.be

0 Upvotes

1 comment

r/funny • u/Hater_Magnet • 23h ago

Reverse psychology

0 Upvotes

4 comments

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