I imagine the people who said “Classic SpongeBob would hate Modern SpongeBob!” were pretty gobsmacked when they saw this scene.

I saw other peoples pumpkins so I wanted to do my own! It was so fun and I love how it turned out! And peep my partner’s on the left :)

I was rewatching the Krusty Krab training video and was at the bit where they were talking about P.O.O.P. (People order our patties) when he gave the multiple choice thing of A.Sofa B.Expensive haircut C. Patty. I thought answer A was Soda (here is a screenshot of was it shows in the episode)

Basically, if you don't eat 15 of any of these things, you'll die. I'm personally taking the body part jelly. It'll taste like fuck but it's better than eating a burger with bloody maggots in it

"When SpongeBob fucked your wife in the ass and now you have no choice but to become Mr. Krabs's husband"

My son helped me paint it, and then I free handed the letters

The secret patty from Krabby Patty creature feature or Salsa Imbecilicus. Become a burger zombie or become a stupid idiot.

For me, I'm not gonna lie, Kelp Shake's been on my mind a lot the last couple of days...

But I dunno, I might not risk it given the side effects... 🤣

I have no artistic ability so I was pretty proud of myself for this - Squidward has my respect 🫡

Why does SpongeBob need to drive at all? Everywhere he goes on a daily basis is within walking distance, as is the entirety of Bikini Bottom.