r/AskOuija • • 11d ago

[META] u/Ouija-Bot is currently offline. We are working to get it fixed ASAP

10 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 21d ago

Ouija Says: YES [META] Are you interested in having an images enabled weekend/event here?

20 Upvotes

Over on redux we do it once a month, and it's proven very popular.

Would you like to see it here?

Even though this is now a NSFW sub (thanks reddit admins!), we would draw the line at porn and gore images being posted.

Let us know via the poll ☺️ It's open for 48 hours, so the majority of our core users should see this in time to vote 🤞🏻

Feel free to discuss in the comments.

Lots of love cum,

mods neckbeard virgins.

411 votes, 19d ago
254 Yeah, nah, yeah (Yes)
157 Nah, yeah, nah (No)

r/AskOuija • • 7h ago

Ouija Says: FURRIES If a group of penises is “penii” and a group of vaginas is “r/Conservative”, what is a group of (all) sexual organs called?

33 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 3h ago

My lab results came back. I should stop eating so much __________.

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 10h ago

Ouija Says: EVERYTHING Breaking news! The president is getting arrested for _____.

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 3h ago

Spirits, what shall I dress up as on Halloween?

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 10h ago

Ouija Says: SUSEJ ?uoy naC !stirips ,esrever ni klat t’nac uoy teb I

6 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 5h ago

Ouija Says: 🗡☠️ Hey Spritz What happens when someone makes a minor typo?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 10h ago

Ouija Says: ඞ How 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 are you, spirits?

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 11m ago

“This just in—Uranus has been renamed to _____.”

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 13h ago

Ouija Says: R Swiper, no ____ing!

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 7h ago

Is u/Ouija-Bot single or are they dating?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 7h ago

Other than English, what is your favorite language to speak?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 10h ago

Ouija Says: T What starts with T, ends with T, and often has T in it?

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 12h ago

He sacrifices THE __________!!!

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 7h ago

___.exe has stopped working

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 3h ago

Oh no, my dog just ate my favorite bar of ______ chocolate

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 7h ago

When you ____ upon a star, makes no difference who you are.

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 10h ago

There is something strange in the neighborhood. Who will people call?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 8h ago

What is the greatest movie of all time?

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 13h ago

Kaboom? Yes ____, Kaboom!

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • 5h ago

Hey spirts do you know Why u/Map_fanatic3658 is posting so much?

0 Upvotes

I’ve counted like 20 posts today here