Hey guys. Just wanted to share with you some advice for watching our Cowboys. This new technique has really made me enjoy watching the Cowboys again.

Just before kickoff, I now punch myself in the face 2 to 3 times. The physical pain tends to distract from the emotional pain on the TV. When I see the Cowboys inevitably fall apart... I just get up and grab another ice pack to ease the pain. Life is about adapting to your surroundings.

Give it a try guys.

Losing to the giants, fine, they have pretty good d-line. Losing to the Bucs, starting to really lose me. Against greenbay when they’re one of the worst offense…lost me but I’m still kicking.

But istg if we lose to the eagles with no Jalen, no Barkley, no Devonta Smith, top 3 worst o-line, no.1 in 3&outs, no Greenard, and on a 4 game losing streak. I wouldn’t want this man in the same plane as my players, we have too much talent to be embarrassed like that.

Hoping Jerry didn't do like a deal where he gave him a multiyear unbreakable contract for a one time payment.

Shotty needs to pass the play call

Cowboys should win the division but I’m not even sure anymore. We’re the first division since 1970 to go winless 2 weeks in a row AND 2 of the teams played each other. You can’t make this up man.

The whole organization is a disappointment, but I dont understand the Dak defenders. The dude signed a 240m 4 year deal. If the o-line collapses and the receivers cant catch, then for $240 mil he should be able to make defenders miss, have some decent rushing yards, read a defense and call plays at the line. Its crazy bro. Its a disappointment of a season and im not solely blaming Dak, but im not defending him either, the general management, the coaching, or the o-line. This shits embarrassing.

I am embarrassed. The Cowboys should be embarrassed. Jerry Jones should be embarrassed. Dak Prescott. He’s embarrassing. I cannot come to grips with how bad this team is and as a cowboy fan, I don’t think I’ve felt this frustration since Romo botched the field goal.

Posted after week 1 asking how anyone could be surprised at them losing under the bright lights after an offseason of Jones Boys propaganda. I will once again ask - is anyone surprised? They have trotted out some same version of this team for the past 20 years ever since Parcels left.

It’s the same team that choked away home field advantage to the Giants in 08. Same team that let 80 year old Brett Favre and Sidney fu****g Rice kick their ass in 2010. Same team that embarrassed themselves multiple times in the playoffs last decade while they continue to throw away 2nd, 3rd and 4th round picks on injured/character concern guy or trade them for players who don’t play let alone get developed. Not to mention, they haven’t had a Head Coach in 20 years that has been a net positive in gameday. In fact, it’s pretty much been the opposite because of the Jones’ desire to have a mouthpiece at HC. We’re talking about the team that didn’t even extend Ben Johnson an interview because they had their ace in the hole in BRIAN SCHOTTENHEIMER (wish I was kidding)

I say all of this while I do believe that Jerry finally decided the last year to actually try to “go for it” (in his own kind of way, anyway) but as always, it’s too little too late. The window was Dans rookie deal where fans begged for them to do something. They drag out every contract to everyone’s dismay. The games, the carnival - that’s what they will always be best at and I don’t know that it will ever change for as long as someone with the last name Jones owns this team. A part of my fandom died the day they announced they were bringing back Big Mike after the GB playoff loss…..and so for that, I revel in knowing that on days like today they are absolutely miserable. Lord help me if Joe Milton lights their ass up on Monday night - then we are in for a whole new round of discourse!

Changes need to happen or it's another, wait til next year!

If nobody gets fired, benched, demoted, anything of that nature by the end of the day, then that pretty much guarantees the season's over. Lame ass franchise with no heart or soul or balls at that.

Hello!
Im looking for advice as i'll be attending and taking my dad to our first Cowboys football game - im seeking advice, tips, and what to expect on the game day vs the 49ers. Thank you!

Anyone have thoughts on what's going on with our offensive line? And how can it be improved? Would TJ Bass replacing Steele make any difference? Does Smith need to play himself into football shape? What's up?

Is it just me or when “garbage time Dak” comes around whenever they have to start their rush down the field drill and he takes over the play calling, it becomes one of the best offenses in the NFL vs in the middle of the game where they’re taking their time to listen to what the coach Schottenheimer has planned they perform like absolute dog. Then on top of that everyone expects Dak to make 0 mistakes so once he does make that 1 mistake that usually stems from a player mistake dropping the ball, slipping, or not listening to the play correctly, all of a sudden Dak isn’t top 5, top 10 anymore. I feel like Dak should have more say in the play calls.

You could say he doesn’t prepare well due to the fact that they faced the same defence last week and had 10 days to prepare for it. Again.. there are coaches that are there to put players in the best situations to succeed and that just hasn’t happened since zeke was here. This season Dallas on the coaching staff. Schotty has been an emotional mess. The culture is rotten Jerry is the one that hired schotty (nepo baby hire) and they got him on doing more hours on talk shows then in the god damn meeting rooms. Oh and we got a “leader” in Tyler smith laughing his ass off in the second half. Even Dak himself smiling right at the start of the second half when there was absolutely nothing to smile about. Boy I’ve got a lot more to say they got me fired up

I lived through Dave Campo and Quincy Carter, and this somehow feels way worse.

Just putting it out there, changes being made elsewhere. Nothing to see at the Cowboys facility. Business as usual.

The main cowboys subreddit has been in denial about this man for a year and half but even this is hard to be delusional about. I hate Dak and i have never belived in him since that despicable Packers playoff game.

Its been 10 years but it will be more before this man is finally gone once and for all. 10 years of my life watching this guy be ass and choke.

This season is demonstrating what a terrible GM Jerry is. After trading away a “generational talent” like a Micah and then being “aggressive” in free agency and with trades, the argument can be made that everything he did was wrong. We are no better than we were last year and are worse off since we got rid of Micah. I hear all sorts talk about firing the coaching staff, but what coach would want to work for this maniac?

After this VERY disappointing game to the Packers. I no longer have any delusions left. I can't defend Dak anymore, this team sucks. Shottenheimer is ass, CP can't make a defense, and Jerry Jones is a cancer to Dallas.

Hopefully we can do something against the Eagles

I feel like I did during the Chad Hutchinson, Quincy Carter years. I just feel there is no point in turning on the TV again. I just get upset and hate that it ruins my mood.