Primary Post:
At the request of u/MagicianDue6103 from this post- we want to see your unhinged or failed or spectacular childhood Halloween (or whatever event/holiday) costumes in the comments.
I will start. This is me as the âPrincessâ Beanie Baby made to honor Princess Dianaâs passing in third grade. You would open my tag and see my momâs hand written cursive text matching the real tag.
Next photo is me in preschool as Zorro from the 1957 television series Zorro.
Please donât leave me here as the one weird kid. Please share your evidence.
Anyways: Happy Halloween from the violent death turned collectible toy turned sleep paralysis demon!
u/Password-is-Tac0 was the first to call me a sleep paralysis demon.
Secondary Post:
Based on the comments on my original comment: people did not believe that I was a 3rd grader. Thatâs the magic of makeup folks! But here is additional evidence.
The third image is of the back of the photo showing the development date of winter 1999 making this photo of Halloween 1998. I was born in 1989 making me 9 and in 3rd grade.
The fourth image is of me at the chalkboard in 2nd grade. You can see the date written on the board. You can see the differences in height.
The fifth image is dated as âsummer 1998â by my grandmother. My brother had ended 4th grade and I had finished 2nd grade not long before that pic.
The 6th image is dated as developed July 1998 so I imagine this was the reeducation ceremony for Girl Scouts the spring before. You can see how when I was on equal footing I was the same height as my friendâs mom. You can also see how I am a cryptid.
I was wearing a size 12 shoe by 7th grade and I think that is when I hit my full height of 5â10â. My mom was 5â11â, my dad is 6â1â with size 15 shoe, and my brotherâs mug shot says he is 6â3â. My dadâs parents thought that he was going to be the tallest of their 3 sons because of his feet size but he was still the runt of the litter. I think my eldest uncle was 6â5â I think.
I promise I was in third grade!