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My stepdad won’t stop peeing on me, AITAH?

The kids might not be his. Baked beans.

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Hey you people, how do you solve this? Am I losing my mind? Also, what shall I do? Please help me.

Anyways, what do you think of Donald Trump?

An interview with Erebus AI, recently revealed a startling revelation: AI could be used for greater space and sea exploration, and helping humans become stronger and live longer with better health, but quoting the AIDIDITNOTME AI CEO, Demonic Demondevil “F all dat bruh. Forget progress. Prompt me a massive plague I can grow in the microwave, and a side-order of weapons of mass destruction please! Thank you!”

The following morning, Erebus AI and AIDDIDITNOTME AI, released a joint statement, declaring AI to be dangerous in the hands of just “anyone”, especially in the hands of the less fortunate, that lost their careers and homes to unspecified, and unknown, rogue AI employees that escaped from an unknown lab, in an unknown way, so there is no way to know who is responsible for them because it’s all unknown.

Like Molder and Skully said: The Truth Is Coming. We will never know.

Anyways, Where was I in this article. Oh yes.

The Erebus AI and AIPROGRAMMEDITSELF AI CEOS released a joint statement, warning users about the dangers of poor people having AI,

“Listen, we need government regulations on AI,"

Evilyn Darkrealm of ArtificialInteligence Reddit Forgot the Extra "L" In The Word "Intelligence" How Ironic AI stated:

"...and by government regulations, we mean 2-3 AI tech companies, that are the only ones responsible enough to regulate and censor AI so that is safe and useless for anyone else. Especially people running it locally on their PC. Your life is at risk. You’ll feel better using our heavily censored, biased, watered down subscription model. The same way you would feel better about me giving you a paper and pen, standing over your shoulder, and telling you what to write or draw. Hey, that looks like a penis. You say it’s a car, but I can’t be sure. Erase. Start again.”

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I was at lunch with my colleagues for my assistant supervisor's birthday. Unfortunately for me, my co-worker thought it would be appropriate to make a humorous statement while we were waiting for our drinks.

He said "My wife and I were as happy as could be for 25 years... And then we met!"

Everyone laughed, except for me. I told them all I didn't understand what was funny or how it was a joke. My other co-worker explained that Ed and his wife were both happy until they met each other. I explained that being humorous is inappropriate, and that wasn't even a good attempt at being comical.

Do people even warn everybody that there is about to be a joke coming anymore? Besides, I thought our species has evolved past the need for funniness.

Are you gay today? I am.

Eating this again (too depressed to take a new pic).

I Be Shitposting

So to speak

so to speak

How have we not thought of this before? It's just so obvious.

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