r/clevercomebacks • u/fibz • 25m ago

Ted Cruz gets a warning

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FeistyHuckleberryy • 3h ago

From Karoline Leavitt to Nicki Minaj . Tell me this administration is serious without telling me

1.8k Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/JMurdock77 • 3h ago

We tried doing nothing and we’re all out of ideas

944 Upvotes

26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Own_Platformy • 3h ago

It happened before you were programmed.

461 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/InnerPeaceey • 3h ago

The difference between a threat to be Republic and a Rhodes Scholar

62 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 4h ago

Funny you should mention that...

589 Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 5h ago

Guess Already Posted But Current Than Ever.

7.9k Upvotes

185 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 5h ago

99 Problems, but Tomi Lahren ain't one

106 Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Great_Blossom • 6h ago

When you learned tennis at the club but you learned politics in the streets

519 Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Own_Platformy • 8h ago

This aged like milk left in the Texas sun

93 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/InnerPeaceey • 8h ago

How would they feel if we built churches in their countries? Brother they already have 77,000 of them.

1.6k Upvotes

167 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 8h ago

The receipts keep piling up.

2.5k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 9h ago

Classic MAGA

23.9k Upvotes

516 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lvcivs2311 • 10h ago

Once again, every accusation... (Do I even need to finish this sentence?)

450 Upvotes

This behaviour is getting a bit tiresome.

42 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/InnerPeaceey • 13h ago

But that’s not going to get the job done.

121 Upvotes

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 14h ago

The Real Threat Isn’t Sharia Law

1.2k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 14h ago

The Costs of an Alliance

2.9k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 19h ago

Bernie speaks the truth...

3.8k Upvotes

159 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/InnerPeaceey • 20h ago

One does not have to be an honors grad in political science from Harvard university

523 Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 21h ago

You Never Know.

539 Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dazzling-Petal • 23h ago

“All MAGA arguments begin with ‘if’, because they’re all fake.”

7.7k Upvotes

143 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Impossible-Yam3680 • 23h ago

“You seem so uneducated”

1.7k Upvotes

120 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/saucey_dawg0023 • 1d ago

And free from tackiness

11.2k Upvotes

301 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 1d ago

Works for me

21.1k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 1d ago

How MAGA's been scrambling as midterms approach

1.2k Upvotes

58 comments

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