r/thanksimcured • • Dec 28 '24

Mod Announcement This is NOT a serious subreddit

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Greetings folks, just a polite reminder the posts here are meant to be mocking nonchalantly given ‘solutions’ to complicated problems, not genuine advice.

For example, someone advising someone to go to hospital and get some help for a serious problem wouldn’t be a good fit here. However, someone just saying ‘get over it’ or ‘walk it off’ would.

On another note, this is not a political sub. We’re not here to criticise government policy.

Hope this helps!


r/thanksimcured • • Nov 26 '22

Mod Announcement What is/isn’t allowed?

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Hi everyone. I’m seeing a lot of ‘off topic’ posts. I tend leave as much as possible and let you all decide with downvotes/upvotes.

However please take the time to remember rule 7, I’ll put it here:

Rule 7: Must fit the subreddit theme.

It has to be true "Thanks, I'm cured" material. I.e., a non-nonchalantly delivered, overly simplistic solution to a complex problem.

Serious solutions that may not work for everyone do not belong. For example, the mantra "You deserve to be happy," helps some and not others.

Motivational quotes do not belong unless they imply or state that an illness is purely psychological with no physical basis.

If you’re still confused about what does/doesn’t belong, take a look through some of the top posts of all time and you’ll get the idea.

If your post breaks the rules it may be removed.

Any questions or concerns feel free to let us know. Thanks. 🗿


r/thanksimcured • • 5h ago

Meme okay

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798 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured • • 11h ago

Other I made a zine titled "The Worst Self-Help Guide"

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Just a joke of a self-help zine, things that are commonly said to me.


r/thanksimcured • • 23h ago

Social Media Eternal wisdom

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224 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured • • 20h ago

Other Wait, what?

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78 Upvotes

Great, now I have this hanging over my head. Is this a threat or assurance? 😂 😭


r/thanksimcured • • 1d ago

Comment Section Ah yes very helpful

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499 Upvotes

If you suffer under social anxiety so much it is literally crippling your ability to function normally, go into one of the most socially stressful jobs possible


r/thanksimcured • • 1d ago

Comment Section "Just cheer up" is literally the thing we must do in order to get better

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172 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured • • 1d ago

Other "Thanks, Im magically cured, Dolores"

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r/thanksimcured • • 10h ago

Article/Video It will kill you friend

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r/thanksimcured • • 1d ago

Social Media If only it were that easy.

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I see what they are trying to do here. But there are so many terrible things a person can be going through where things truly are that bad.


r/thanksimcured • • 2d ago

Social Media this isn't meirl tbh

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559 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured • • 2d ago

Satire/meme Who would have thunk??

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265 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured • • 3d ago

Comment Section Just pray to God and have a good attitude and your misophonia will be cured!! Tone deaf advice from r/misophonia

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r/thanksimcured • • 3d ago

Discussion The moral entitlement of bingus the all knowing

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Changed the usernames to bingus (our wounded healer protagonist [big /s]) and not bingus, for anonymity.

I am not saying their intentions are malicious, on the contrary. But this exact sentiment is triggering for me personally and very dangerous in principle. Calling anyone who points out the lack of availability or efficacy of treatment the one to blame, while dubbing them people who don't do the work or try to help themselves is paradoxical, absurd and mostly infuriating.


r/thanksimcured • • 4d ago

Comment Section Who needs CPAP or antidepressants?

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128 Upvotes

r/thanksimcured • • 4d ago

Discussion What spiritual bypassing and victim blaming does to people:

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307 Upvotes

I found this comment is a perfect way to show others how the victim blaming ableism that's so common in new age spirituality especially, actively causes people to internalize their trauma and blame themselves for their own struggles, they have absolutely no control over.

This is the whole " light, love and peace" that we hear about in new age communities people. This is the damage new age spirituality can do to innocent human beings:


r/thanksimcured • • 4d ago

IRL "Eat bananas instead, they're also antidepressants"

105 Upvotes

Guys, I ate a banana, cured depression, grown large muscles and also became rich and famous. Thanks, I'm cured.


r/thanksimcured • • 5d ago

Discussion OMG I never thought of that 🙄

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r/thanksimcured • • 6d ago

IRL Got my migraine meds replaced with cinnamon capsules

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Mom did this because “they’ll work way better!” Suffice to say I’m glad I had some emergency ones stowed away.

Just want to add: I’m fine, situation is over, so now I can joke about it.


r/thanksimcured • • 6d ago

Comment Section Bro thinks sexual frustration leads to them raping

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I'm a celibate for many years, and never have I ever wanted to rape someone because of sexual frustration, so I don't get why their excuse is this. If you are fighting such urges, you really need sexual counselling to help with urges or better yet, get psychiatric help, or just not be celibate.


r/thanksimcured • • 6d ago

IRL My Mum's advice...

83 Upvotes

"Just be cheerful!"

Thanks mum, I'm cured.


r/thanksimcured • • 6d ago

Satire/meme LITERAL "Happy Pills"

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259 Upvotes

Just saw this on my feed and thought of this subreddit lmao


r/thanksimcured • • 7d ago

Comment Section Breaking news: a legally-recognised disability isn't disabling at all, say Instagram users

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1.9k Upvotes

r/thanksimcured • • 7d ago

Satire/meme Basically every post here:

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468 Upvotes

I’m so tired of neurotypicals and other oppressive/dismissive individuals and groups treating us like this

Credit goes to Yourlocalbreadman on Instagram- they have some great stuff, I’d highly recommend checking their work out (hopefully this complies with Rule 4 :)