Tired of playing WoW alone? Looking for a guild that feels like an actual community instead of just another raid roster?
Relatively Harmless is an NA guild on Mal'ganis that has been together since Dragonflight. We're a community of raiders, Mythic+ players, returning players, and people who just want somewhere to belong.
We believe WoW is better when you have people to play with. Whether you're pushing Mythic bosses, running keys, hanging out in Discord, or simply looking for a friendly group to call home, there's room for you here.
We have two raid teams with different goals: Team Vengeance, our Mythic progression team, and Team Phoenix, our AoTC/Heroic-focused team.
We're currently recruiting DPS for Phoenix, while continuing to welcome Mythic+ players and social members across the guild.
⚔️ Team Vengeance — Mythic Progression
Schedule: Friday & Saturday, 7:00 PM – 9:00 PM Central
Progression: 2/8M
Focus: Mythic raiding
Vengeance is our dedicated Mythic progression team, currently sitting at 2/8 Mythic.
We're focused on pushing as far as we can while maintaining a healthy, positive environment. We value preparation, consistent attendance, communication, and teamwork.
Recruitment: CLOSED
Our raid roster is currently full, and we are not looking for additional raiders for Vengeance at this time.
🔥 Team Phoenix — RECRUITING DPS!
Schedule: Sunday & Monday, 8:30 PM – 10:30 PM Central
Progression: 6/8H
Focus: AoTC / Heroic raiding
Team Phoenix is currently recruiting DPS players to strengthen its roster and continue Heroic progression!
Current Recruitment Needs
DPS — OPEN RECRUITMENT
We're considering DPS classes and specs, except:
- Mage
- Death Knight
- Hunter
- Warlock
All other DPS classes and specs are welcome to reach out!
Phoenix is our AoTC-focused team, offering a consistent Heroic raiding environment without the expectation of Mythic progression. Might get into mythic if the team wants to after killing Ula'Tek.
We're looking for players who can reliably attend Sunday and Monday raids, communicate with the team, and enjoy improving together.
You don't need to be a top-percentile parser. We care about reliability, attitude, willingness to improve, and being someone others enjoy playing with.
If you're looking for a friendly Heroic raid team with a steady schedule, we'd love to hear from you!
🗝️ Mythic+ and Community
We're not just a raid-log guild.
We welcome Mythic+ players of all experience levels, whether you're pushing score, filling your vault, gearing alts, learning routes, or just trying to avoid the horrors of Group Finder.
We have Wednesday Mythic+ key nights, and guild members also run keys throughout the week.
You can join us if:
- Mythic+ is your main content.
- You're a returning player looking for a fresh start.
- You're interested in raiding but aren't ready to commit.
- You're tired of pugging everything alone.
- You want people to talk to and hang out with in Discord.
- You simply want a place where you belong.
You do not need to raid to be part of Relatively Harmless.
❤️ What We Value
We're looking for people who are:
- Reliable: If you commit to a raid team, attendance matters.
- Respectful: Everyone deserves to enjoy their time in-game.
- Willing to improve: Mistakes happen. Learning from them is what matters.
- Communicative: Real life comes first, but communication makes everything easier.
- Community-minded: We're building a guild, not a disposable pug group.
We're not interested in toxicity, unnecessary drama, ego-driven behavior, or treating other players poorly.
We want good players, but more importantly, we want good people.
Why Relatively Harmless?
Because WoW is better when you know the people you're playing with.
Because raid nights should be something you look forward to.
Because Mythic+ is infinitely more enjoyable when you're not gambling your sanity in Group Finder.
Because sometimes you just want somewhere to log in, relax, and enjoy the game with familiar people.
Because an MMO should actually feel social.
So join us.
We're Relatively Harmless.
📩 Contact
Discord (preferred): morphined
Battle.net: Morphine#1813
You can also message me on Reddit! I do respond, but I don't check Reddit very frequently, so it might take me a little while to get back to you.
Discord is the fastest and preferred way to reach me.
Guilds of WoW: https://guildsofwow.com/relatively-harmless
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/CbEu7VyFj
Team Phoenix DPS and anyone looking for a guild community: We'd love to hear from you!