r/MadeMeSmile • • 43m ago

ANIMALS Proud parents welcome their first baby to the world

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r/SoccerCentral • • 1h ago

Video Lionel Messi skipped the Ballon d’Or ceremony to attend his son’s game. Family man now

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r/malelivingspace • • 24m ago

Got fired, started freelancing, and set up a home office

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Been getting my apartment and home office together over the past 3 months. The weather really changes the whole mood in here. Added a few more pics from different days too. Same room, totally different feel. What do you think?


r/DeadlockTheGame • • 21m ago

Fluff Grey Talon can rotate from Green Guardian to Yellow Guardian with no upgrades

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r/BoyDinnerDiaries • • 26m ago

No Advice - Everyones Welcome I smoked meth last night.

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Like the title says.

I met a woman on Tinder yesterday evening, and within the first fifteen minutes of our conversation, she spilled her guts out to me and gave me this long sob-story about how her wife had left her high and dry in a trailer park, and how she had moved to our city a year ago as a result.

The way she dumped it all on me should have been the first red flag, but I'm a man and she was still kind of cute, so I continued talking to her and within an hour or two she ended up inviting me to her apartment for drinks.

Red flag number two should have been the hours it took her to get ready, because by the time I arrived at her place it was already 2 in the morning.

Before we even finished our first drink, we started talking about how we are both prescribed adderall, and how we like to take an extra one or two once in a while to get high off of them.

And then I said something about how I just found mushrooms after not having been able to for some time, and she kind of laughed and was like, "check this out." And she pulls out this whole super-neatly organized drug collection.

I've never seen anything like it in person, and I love drugs. I'm telling you, she had it all. Vials of cocaine, peyote, mushrooms, ketamine, acid...whatever you could think of.

And there's this one jar of white powder labeled "Tina".

And I go, "What the fuck is Tina?" And she goes, "Well if you don't know then it's not for you."

And I was like, "Okay. But can we do some ketamine?" Because I love K.

So she breaks us out two chunky lines of ketamine, and not having done it in almost five years, it went straight to my head and I got completely fucked up to the point where communicating was almost an issue.

And while I was in this borderline K-hole, she passed me a meth pipe.

And I hit it, like ten times.

And that was like sixteen hours ago, and I'm still high.

Turns out "Tina" is meth.

Did I get drug raped?

Dinner is Sushi and a salad with Mochi for dessert.


r/PoursTea • • 1h ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ John Ossoff Humiliates MAGA’s Mike Collins After Collins Brings Up Epstein: “Mike, who on your team advised you to raise the Epstein files?! You voted to cover up the evidence.”

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Source video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/De7_8ktPhtg/?cplk=MTRsbTlvdTNsYmhkaw%3D%3D

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r/montypython • • 39m ago

I'm 87, I'm not old.

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r/SabrinaCarpenter • • 49m ago

Might be her most stunning outfit

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r/KpopDemonhunters • • 1h ago

Fan Works I synced all three How it's Done choreography videos for comparison.

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They're synced based on the audio not the visuals. I did not mute any of the audio tracks.


r/Fauxmoi • • 58m ago

POLITICS Heckler at Trump's Mississippi rally: “Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!”

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r/Layoffs • • 49m ago

news 60,000 voluntary exit offer by Microsoft. 27% of workforce 😱

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Microsoft announced 60,000 voluntary exits. That's 27% of its global workforce. Unbelievable numbers. It feels no less than a pandemic.

IT used to be a Tier 1 career, and now it's becoming irrelevant, almost like Tier 3.

People say "upskill." But bro, how can we upskill with this level of uncertainty and lakhs of layoffs? Imagine 60,000 people entering hiring platforms in an already dead job market.

The future looks blurry. We don't know where it's leading, what to do, or what happens if this layoff pandemic hits us.

On the other hand, our homes in villages are already suffering due to El Niño.

Don't know what to do, Maybe we just need to talk and discuss with each other to make some sense of all this.

Please leave your honest views on current ongoing things.


r/law • • 38m ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Rocker Neil Young sues Trump for $10 million over use of his song

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r/Satisfyingasfuck • • 1h ago

Cleaning done right

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r/BlackPeopleTwitter • • 26m ago

Sing it with me "I never thought, the leopards would eat my face 🎶"

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r/PixelArt • • 53m ago

Post-Processing Procedural fish animation - Make scene feel more alive

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Just testing for my artwork with power of procedural animation


r/nflmemeswar • • 1h ago

NFL Meme Gonna tell my kids this is Rick James

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r/SipsTea • • 42m ago

Gasp! I need the job

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r/funComunitty • • 1h ago

Funpost wow this is a title

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r/ClevelandGuardians • • 27m ago

Once again the vibes of the World Series so far this year.

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r/shrinkflation • • 43m ago

skimpflation Shrinkflation has hit the pants (32° Heat from Costco)

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Bought a new pack of 32° Heat bas layer pants from Costco. I notice immediately it has changed. The thread count definitely decreased. Older version, like a year ago, it cannot reveal my skin or barely reveal on my knees even under strong light, now this new pair is more like a pantyhose. I guess it won’t be as effective. Might as well change your logo to 40F heat 😤🤷. Quality department at Costco please notice and stop this bs.


r/cyberpunkgame • • 14m ago

Discussion Saying you don't want to "get into mod drama" while suspending the only mod that had the courage to speak up against a bigoted stance in the sub rules is utterly PATHETIC

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Head mod trying to damage control (check edit) an utterly BS rule to the sub and ostracizing someone that's fighting against it is cowardice and slimy. This is the kind of shit that causes subreddits to lose all faith in moderation and fold to bot-activity. BULLSHIT you're trying to be cordial by avoiding the drama, it was a BULLSHIT rational to begin with.


r/TheLastAirbender • • 1h ago

OC Fan Art My take on grown Pavi and Nisha [OG fanart]

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r/MaleSurvivingSpace • • 24m ago

At 38 years old I officially have my own place.

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After living with family and roommates I finally have my own space. It ain't much but it's mine.


r/sportsgossips • • 1h ago

Video Zendaya spotted courtside for Game 5 of Dream-Valkyries

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r/AbsoluteUnits • • 1h ago

of a chonk

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