r/Portland • • 19h ago

RANT DEAR PORTLAND: October 26, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD

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GREETINGS MEATBAGS. PLEASE TELL ME YOUR MISFORTUNES SO I CAN LAUGH AT THEM.

Caps lock on, inhibitions off, but if you break our rules so help me I'll delete my account. And yours.


r/Portland • • 5h ago

AMA Tom Sollitt, candidate for Portland City Council District 3, will join us for an AMA on Tuesday, October 27 at 6:00pm. Please take some time to review his campaign website at https://www.tomforpdx.com and be ready with your questions!

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r/Portland • • 5h ago

Discussion I dug into a bunch of data around PPS "Rightsizing" -- the plan is a disaster waiting to happen, so I made a website to explain why

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Hi r/Portland first-time caller, long-time listener. I'm a parent of a third-grader at Laurelhurst K-8, and I've got training as a professional historian and in web programming, so I combined those and my ADHD and did a deep dive into the plans to close 14 schools and convert 7 K-8s into K-5s, with a focus on my kid's school. It is a bad plan, and it has no implementation details whatsoever.

Edit: I made the html/css/js/charts/graphs using Claude.ai but the research, argumentation, and writing are all mine. I added this for transparency, not to brag that ai thought up the ideas -- it didn't. Y'all just hate using modern tools for coding so you assume I used them for thinking, but that's simply not the case. People assume the worst and then feel smug about it, but that's your made-up narratives, not what actually happened.

In any case, if you don't hate it, please share it with parents of school aged kids you know in PPS. tyvm!

https://savestrongk8s.org/

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tl;dr The whole site, the short version. Every point links to the numbers behind it.

Conversions

PPS says 360 students is the threshold for a sustainable K-5. Six of the seven K-8s it wants to convert would start out below that as K-5s. The four K-8s it keeps? Already below its K-8 threshold. Plus, closing three elementary schools in inner NE and SE Portland creates a school desert, surrounded by schools they’re planning to destabilize.

Cost per kid

So, PPS says K-8s cost more on average, but their average includes the most expensive K-8s that they don’t even plan to convert (and all the lottery ones are safe, too). Instead, they convert the most cost-effective ones.

What’s worse, the projected savings for Laurelhurst are so small, the cost of busing its students further away and the risk of losing some families to private schools could wipe out any theoretical savings.

Hidden costs

PPS doesn’t say what busing costs, but using some really basic costs divided by counts, it’s probably over $38K per route. Laurelhurst would need 1–2 buses, but I haven’t looked at how many the other K-8s might need. Loosey-goosey projections could be 30–50 new routes; that’s a lot of money.

PPS has never closed more than four schools in a year. Now it wants to close 11 to 14 at once. When it hasn’t found a new use for a closed school, the building has sat empty for 17 years on average. Smith has been empty for 21 years and still costs about $70,000 a year (for a total of $1.5M and counting).

What’s more, closing schools doesn’t lower anyone’s taxes. The tax rates are fixed by the state constitution, set by voters, or tied to debt PPS already owes. State money follows students, not buildings, so closures don’t automatically save anything, but every family that leaves PPS because of them takes $11,000+ a year away.

Test scores

As for the K-8s themselves, four of the strong ones do a better-than-PPS-average job of teaching literacy and math to their students. Laurelhurst really excels at teaching reading to its Hispanic/Latino and poor students; it’s literally the best neighborhood school in the district at middle-grade reading. Vernon is doing way better at math than you’d expect; it’s the biggest difference over its projection for any neighborhood school.

K-8 research

The research is clear that moving kids to a new school for 6th grade hurts their academics, more for the kids facing (any) adversity, and it takes years to recover. And it hurts their attendance and behavior, too.

Case studies

PPS has a long history of converting about 20 schools without a plan: in the 1970s they went to middle schools, in the 2000s to K-8s, and starting in 2016 back to middle schools. Since 2016, it’s converted 14 K-8s to K-5s, and five of them are now on the closure list. Sabin was a K-8 with 551 students; as a K-5 it dropped 40% in seven years, and now it’s closing. Vernon, right next door, would start out as an even smaller K-5 than Sabin did. PPS is on track to repeat its previous mistakes verbatim.

Enrollment

For Laurelhurst in particular, enrollment has been holding steady for school-aged kids (over the last 30 years!), it has new low-income housing coming in soon, and there are more boomers poised to retire and open up homes to new families than in any other neighborhood in Portland. PPS says enrollment is dropping, but that doesn’t check out for Laurelhurst. Oh, and Sunnyside is also growing, but they’re not my example here.

Neighborhood

Despite being affluent, Laurelhurst families love their K-8: it’s got a really high capture rate, even when you account for private schools. And the students have higher attendance rates, which don’t drop in middle school (unlike the rest of PPS), for all families. If PPS antagonizes the affluent families and they choose private schools at the rate of other affluent neighborhoods in Portland, that alone could wipe out most of the projected savings on the K-5 conversion.

Boundaries

Why is Laurelhurst even being converted, then? Well, PPS redrew the attendance area for Mt Tabor Middle School in 2023 and left it with not enough students to fill the campus. Now it’s under-enrolled, so they’re going to move all the students from Laurelhurst over. The whole plan is whack-a-mole that damages one school to save another, over and over again.

And there’s more

And this is before we talk about how awesome the environmental program is at Sunnyside, or how Laurelhurst has nearly as many “enrichments” as the stand-alone middle schools.

The rest of the plan

I haven’t looked at the entire plan. There are so many problems for just my kid’s school, and for K-8 conversions in general, that it seems incredibly unlikely that the rest of the plan should be approved as-is, either. I heard compelling arguments about why the Vietnamese immersion program shouldn’t be moved, or a Spanish language one. Irvington parents made a strong case for supporting their school instead of closing it.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but PPS probably ought to wrap up its current set of scandals before asking anyone in the district to trust them to shuffle about a quarter of the district’s K–8 students.

The answer is really clear: tell the school board to vote NO on either plan, and to come up with a detailed, reasoned consolidation plan, including the phased implementation of any moves or closures.

Portland, but especially our kids deserve better than this.


r/Portland • • 10h ago

Discussion Only 11.77% of Multnomah County ballots have been returned...

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Per the OR Secretary of State Elections Divisions, less than 12% of the 591,269 active voters in Multnomah County have actually voted.

Do you need help looking up candidates? Getting your vote to a ballot box? Understanding ranked choice voting? Let's get those votes in ASAP, people!

ETA: the government is recommending mail in ballots go out tomorrow to ensure they’re postmarked in time https://multco.us/news/us-postal-service-has-begun-delivering-ballots-today-oct-14-nov-3-2026-general-election


r/Portland • • 2h ago

Photo/Video Back when the Lucky Lab had dog dock diving for charity

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r/Portland • • 16h ago

Photo/Video Some Light Snow Visible On The Web Cams Mt. Hood Meadows This Morning

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r/Portland • • 8h ago

News Thorns Advance to Playoffs; Anti-Trans Activists Attempted to Overshadow Their Big Night

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r/Portland • • 1h ago

Photo/Video TriMet Gothic

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r/Portland • • 9h ago

News Home Forward Says $38 Million Budget Deficit Is ‘Worse Than We Understood It to Be’

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r/Portland • • 7h ago

News Renovated Kelly’s Olympian blends bar and workspace in Portland return

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r/Portland • • 7h ago

Discussion Luggage stolen, trying to find a place to stay for the night with only pictures of my last ID

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Our luggage was stolen, and while I was able to replace my debit card here, I can’t find a hotel that will let us stay without a physical ID. I have pictures of the front and back of my last ID that expired earlier this year. Does anyone know somewhere that would allow us to stay with pictures of an ID rather than a physical one?

The ID number is still valid, but everywhere I’ve called requires a physical ID


r/Portland • • 14h ago

Photo/Video Olive the Parkrose Pig

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Greens only, please


r/Portland • • 1d ago

Photo/Video Fall looks good on MAX

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r/Portland • • 4h ago

Discussion 205 north crash

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205n stand still to creepin from Johnsoncreek exit 16 to unknown multiple crashes.


r/Portland • • 17h ago

News Docs: Woman hit by falling tree in Gabriel Park seeks 15-Million in damages from Portland

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r/Portland • • 17h ago

Photo/Video one of my favorite shots of downtown on film

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took this one during my summer visit.


r/Portland • • 15h ago

Photo/Video Rookie Day at the Oregon Zoo, circa Early 1960’s

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My great uncle is the brick shithouse on the end. He led an interesting life, to say the least. Before the Zoo, he was a logger, and before that, he was a marine. He fought in the Pacific in WW2, clearing bunkers and liberating camps, and generally fought the good fight his entire life. Thanks for looking!


r/Portland • • 16h ago

Lost & Found STOLEN BIKE-SELLWOOD

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Hey all, my husband’s All City Zig Zag (accidentally called it a Cosmic Stallion, my bad) was stolen last night from our apartments “secure bike storage.” It was locked with a nice Abus that was cut with an angle grinder.
Not only was it his favorite bike, it was his primary mode of transportation to and from work, and in general, so we’re both gutted. A police report has been made and I will provide a case number once I have it. The bike had a camo frame bag on it as well, that you can see in the second picture. If you see this bike please let me know 🫩
Edited to add case number: 26-311584
Portland Police Bureau: 503-823-0097


r/Portland • • 10h ago

Discussion Made a subreddit for PPS parents

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Hope it helps during this volatile time: https://www.reddit.com/r/PPSparents/


r/Portland • • 12h ago

Discussion Power out in West Hills

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Went out around 12:14pm. Anyone else?


r/Portland • • 4h ago

Photo/Video Compensating for the rain

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Happy fall everyone! The rain finally came and my snails are happy again (see pic).

The next week or so might be weird, but take it from an old snail farmer: The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first brick.


r/Portland • • 3h ago

Discussion REQ: Throwback Portland Music - The Wonder of the Underground Pressed on Plastic Vol 1-3

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In the way back machine, early 2000's, the guy behind the club The Meow Meow put together 3 compilation albums of local artists - titled 'The Wonder of The Underground Pressed on Plastic.' My copies were lost in a movie, does anyone by chance have the physical copies of these that I could clone OR digital versions?


r/Portland • • 8h ago

Photo/Video Taurus full moon

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So glad the clouds parted to see the full moon Sunday.


r/Portland • • 1d ago

Meme Rain!

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r/Portland • • 5h ago

Photo/Video Wildwood Crow trail app milestones

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Does anyone know how you achieve the Wildwood Trail badge and the Dornbecher 100-year anniversary badge?

This is the Follow the Crows, Wild in Art app.

Thanks!