r/StupidFood • u/ExactHorse2096 • 4h ago

Some more fine American cuisine

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616 Upvotes

775 comments

r/StupidFood • u/unusualrotting • 7h ago

salt and vinegar chips plus a pack of goldfish crackers with two slices of reduced fat cheddar melted on top, a side of whats left of the sliced peppers with a lil s&p, all on top of a curly pig zoopals plate. all accompanied with a zero sugar mountain dew <3

10 Upvotes

i got home from work late and this is what i treated myself too, feeling like a king tonight 🤴🏼

20 comments

r/StupidFood • u/rexcasei • 9h ago

Non-alcoholic beer with a squeeze of lime and a shot of vodka

397 Upvotes

I really wanted a nice cold low-alcohol beer, but all that I had that was cold was this, so I decided to realcoholize it with a shot of cheap vodka, and with a fresh and healthy squeeze of lime it wasn’t half bad, light and refreshing

92 comments

r/StupidFood • u/eldwinddnd • 20h ago

one of the most disturbing facebook finds i’ve ever come across

864 Upvotes

208 comments

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