edit: this was only a joke, the spood is a mature male tarantula, lasiodora parahybana. He lived nearly 9 years with us and I taxidermied him so he can stay forever. The bat was actually found deceased in my front yard in the summer and he was already naturally mummified!

I've made it a goal to protect her and her web. I can't stop checking on her.

Put some honey on the door and wished him well

She only looks scary! And don’t worry, I put her back afterwards (even though her fat spiky ass is eating it all 😭) They’re both native so I’ll let em be

Left is pink leg, right is blondi

you are the youngest person ever..........