r/MadeMeSmile • u/mustu04 • 45m ago
r/SoccerCentral • u/Electronic_Air1842 • 1h ago
Video Lionel Messi skipped the Ballon d’Or ceremony to attend his son’s game. Family man now
r/malelivingspace • u/Lisapjones • 26m ago
Got fired, started freelancing, and set up a home office
Been getting my apartment and home office together over the past 3 months. The weather really changes the whole mood in here. Added a few more pics from different days too. Same room, totally different feel. What do you think?
r/DeadlockTheGame • u/Hazelg07 • 23m ago
Fluff Grey Talon can rotate from Green Guardian to Yellow Guardian with no upgrades
r/BoyDinnerDiaries • u/AI_Slopper • 28m ago
No Advice - Everyones Welcome I smoked meth last night.
Like the title says.
I met a woman on Tinder yesterday evening, and within the first fifteen minutes of our conversation, she spilled her guts out to me and gave me this long sob-story about how her wife had left her high and dry in a trailer park, and how she had moved to our city a year ago as a result.
The way she dumped it all on me should have been the first red flag, but I'm a man and she was still kind of cute, so I continued talking to her and within an hour or two she ended up inviting me to her apartment for drinks.
Red flag number two should have been the hours it took her to get ready, because by the time I arrived at her place it was already 2 in the morning.
Before we even finished our first drink, we started talking about how we are both prescribed adderall, and how we like to take an extra one or two once in a while to get high off of them.
And then I said something about how I just found mushrooms after not having been able to for some time, and she kind of laughed and was like, "check this out." And she pulls out this whole super-neatly organized drug collection.
I've never seen anything like it in person, and I love drugs. I'm telling you, she had it all. Vials of cocaine, peyote, mushrooms, ketamine, acid...whatever you could think of.
And there's this one jar of white powder labeled "Tina".
And I go, "What the fuck is Tina?" And she goes, "Well if you don't know then it's not for you."
And I was like, "Okay. But can we do some ketamine?" Because I love K.
So she breaks us out two chunky lines of ketamine, and not having done it in almost five years, it went straight to my head and I got completely fucked up to the point where communicating was almost an issue.
And while I was in this borderline K-hole, she passed me a meth pipe.
And I hit it, like ten times.
And that was like sixteen hours ago, and I'm still high.
Turns out "Tina" is meth.
Did I get drug raped?
Dinner is Sushi and a salad with Mochi for dessert.
r/PoursTea • u/T_Shurt • 1h ago
PoliticalTea 🗳️ John Ossoff Humiliates MAGA’s Mike Collins After Collins Brings Up Epstein: “Mike, who on your team advised you to raise the Epstein files?! You voted to cover up the evidence.”
Source video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/De7_8ktPhtg/?cplk=MTRsbTlvdTNsYmhkaw%3D%3D
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Get out and vote, America! ✅
Visit Vote.org for online voter guides for every state, including voter registration forms, absentee ballot applications, and information on deadlines, directions, and ID and residency requirements. 🗳️
r/opiniaopopular • u/AnakinSkywalker0666 • 46m ago
O Jones é o político com mais aura de todos (apesar que provavelmente nunca vai ter um cargo presidencial)
r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 • 1h ago
POLITICS Heckler at Trump's Mississippi rally: “Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!”
r/KpopDemonhunters • u/Sea-Mess-250 • 1h ago
Fan Works I synced all three How it's Done choreography videos for comparison.
They're synced based on the audio not the visuals. I did not mute any of the audio tracks.
r/Layoffs • u/Mad_vibes • 51m ago
news 60,000 voluntary exit offer by Microsoft. 27% of workforce 😱
Microsoft announced 60,000 voluntary exits. That's 27% of its global workforce. Unbelievable numbers. It feels no less than a pandemic.
IT used to be a Tier 1 career, and now it's becoming irrelevant, almost like Tier 3.
People say "upskill." But bro, how can we upskill with this level of uncertainty and lakhs of layoffs? Imagine 60,000 people entering hiring platforms in an already dead job market.
The future looks blurry. We don't know where it's leading, what to do, or what happens if this layoff pandemic hits us.
On the other hand, our homes in villages are already suffering due to El Niño.
Don't know what to do, Maybe we just need to talk and discuss with each other to make some sense of all this.
Please leave your honest views on current ongoing things.
r/law • u/SquidFistHK • 40m ago
Executive Branch (Trump) Rocker Neil Young sues Trump for $10 million over use of his song
r/SoCalFishing • u/rickrick999 • 1h ago
35” Striper from shore in Huntington Beach
Checked off the bucket list and didn’t even have to travel to NorCal.
r/ClevelandGuardians • u/MrReality13 • 29m ago
Once again the vibes of the World Series so far this year.
r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/imjustheretodomyjob • 28m ago
Sing it with me "I never thought, the leopards would eat my face 🎶"
r/cyberpunkgame • u/KBTon3 • 16m ago
Discussion Saying you don't want to "get into mod drama" while suspending the only mod that had the courage to speak up against a bigoted stance in the sub rules is utterly PATHETIC
Head mod trying to damage control (check edit) an utterly BS rule to the sub and ostracizing someone that's fighting against it is cowardice and slimy. This is the kind of shit that causes subreddits to lose all faith in moderation and fold to bot-activity. BULLSHIT you're trying to be cordial by avoiding the drama, it was a BULLSHIT rational to begin with.
r/TheLastAirbender • u/DrafteeDragon • 1h ago
OC Fan Art My take on grown Pavi and Nisha [OG fanart]
r/PixelArt • u/Necessary_Pay_9505 • 55m ago
Post-Processing Procedural fish animation - Make scene feel more alive
Just testing for my artwork with power of procedural animation