I’m not sure of the reason.

It's really expensive and has a steep learning curve.

a pile of diarrhea with chewing gum in it

"Ay bro, wanna come diffuse that landmine?"

"Bitch, I'm trying to sleep, how about you go and-"

"No need to be rude, friend."

"Really?"

"..."

Police officers just diffused the landmine instead, and the two men literally did not do anything and just sat in complete silence.

"Hello there, father."

"Hello there, son."

"I have no money."

"I guess."

"Dude, why is that what you're saying, help me!"

"No, I don't really want to."

"You're my father."

"I know that."

"...Are you, like, actually going to help?"

"No."

"Okay."

What a horrible father.

It depends what time they flash the bat signal