Anti-semantic

At the flee market.

Not Happy.

Mommy: Now come on Timmy, you know you have to go in. After all, you're the headmaster.

Second hand stores.

that's not a good sign

A lycan trope

Then I start feeling a little boulder.

Did you hear about the burglar who fell into a cement mixer?
Now he’s a hardened criminal.

“This is Alexa.”

I have a hunch it might be me.

...I’ve finally memorized all the words to 'Tequila' by The Champs.

“You don’t always have to be a gyro.”

Subdued

I said I didn’t know he could.

It’s been bothering me for years

Because they taste like sheet.

Doug Flutie!

He obtained an extremely large, very sharp battle ax - his weapon of choice, and named it.

...Kindness.

Tuber toothpaste

They made it a closed casket

It takes fur-ever!

“Not until tomorrow morning after coffee”