Anti-semantic

that's not a good sign

Mommy: Now come on Timmy, you know you have to go in. After all, you're the headmaster.

At the flee market.

Subdued

Not Happy.

After I had ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners."

It was my complimentary nan

Second hand stores.

A lycan trope

They made it a closed casket

It takes fur-ever!

“Not until tomorrow morning after coffee”

It's just a wee mistake

So I put a gallon of apple juice in my pickup and called it a Cider Truck.

Did you hear about the burglar who fell into a cement mixer?
Now he’s a hardened criminal.

Because they taste like sheet.

I said I didn’t know he could.

He duct

...I’ve finally memorized all the words to 'Tequila' by The Champs.

or something like that.

He obtained an extremely large, very sharp battle ax - his weapon of choice, and named it.

...Kindness.

"Happy Howl-oween"

It’s been bothering me for years

If only I had known she had a history of violins